she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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