My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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