So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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