He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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