How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
The ass gains better be worth it
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