Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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