it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
Randomize
