talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
