i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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