North Korea, Best Korea!
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
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