The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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