It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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