Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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