she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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