you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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