We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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