I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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