Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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