You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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