i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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