remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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