It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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