So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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