she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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