Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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