Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
It's shark week go big or go home
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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