I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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