Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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