I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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