We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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