the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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