Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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