This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
how does that bad decision feel?
The ass gains better be worth it
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