Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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