The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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