google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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