your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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