dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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