btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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