STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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