I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
