I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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