mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I will pee on everything he values.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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