whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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