bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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