So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Randomize
