why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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