I don't think brook has ever known best
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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