I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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