if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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