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(646): View more from New York

I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.

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And what brought this epiphany?

(646): View more from New York

I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later

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Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.

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(801): View more from Utah

I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.

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(207): View more from Maine

Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.

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