He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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