Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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