so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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