? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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