Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
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