So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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