omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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