Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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