the condom got lost in my hair
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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